1. left foot full size smaller than right foot….sexy eh?
2 right eyebrow grows in much faster than the left one
3. left breast is bigger than right breast and has a lotus tatoo (that little rebel)
4. right knee cap wings off to the east, (thanks years of digging soil pits in the woods, lead leg)
5. right shoulder was frozen for three years and still isn’t right
my right side seems to be winning the battle, but maybe not the war….
The universe is not punishing you, nor blessing you….. It is simply responding to the vibrational attitude that you are emitting.
No lightning bolts….. That probably happens only once or twice a lifetime…. As we were
Hey my eye looks rather like our poor planet! Beautiful but surrounded by gunk and wrinkles…..
1. I am special, so special that I can do what I want when I want and with whom I want.
2. Definitely know that I hate winter. Yes I know that hate is a strong word.
3. Mr Perfect surfaces from fucking freezing cold Alberta just enough to keep me interested. However I have a brunch date with a different guy tomorrow, sorry. Life goes on dude.
4. Excited for holiday partying …. Starting today after work.
5. Yoga is the warmest place in town.
I was planning on spending a long evening in the office doing statistics etc. however, the power went out just as I was walking back to the office from a meeting. Sooooooo…… I ended up in the candle lit wine bar next door and never got the stats done……oh well….now if only a hot male had been there instead of some Jewish lawyer from Winnipeg who’s wife is expecting twins.
sherunsfromscalpels asked: This is the beautiful person award~! Once you are given this award, you are supposed to paste it in the ask of eight people, who in your opinion deserve it. If you break the chain, nothing will happen, but it's sweet to know someone thinks you're beautiful inside and out!
Awe super honoured dear and I won’t break the chain!
- there was a penis in my dreams last night WOOT, not sure who it was attached to, but at this point, who really cares!
-I really don’t like snow, its snowing here in lotusland…. make it stop
-count down to next week and the begining of multiple holiday soirees where i get to dress up like a babe, the reason that i am excited is that i work alone in front of a computer in a darkened office and dressing up just ain’t in the paradigm
-amend the previous statement, I do dress up for the hot guy in the suit who sits up front where I rent office space, and he rewards me by chatting me up….go old woman go.
-December is already starting to slip slide away, that is an intended play on words….i hate winter, period, full stop, end of post.
…i fucking love this
Red and Black Chimichangas!
white pot pie
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